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prozdvoices:

Captain Logic

said:

Could you do a dramatic reading of 40(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/3eefe1888567f1d277b1897a9635de27/tumblr_mynpb3T8JH1r2hvi6o1_500(.)jpg

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There were a few ways I could’ve done this, but I decided this was the best route.  Special guest appearance by cherrizard

Played 42,496 times

prozdvoices:

Captain Logic

said:

Could you do a dramatic reading of 40(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/3eefe1888567f1d277b1897a9635de27/tumblr_mynpb3T8JH1r2hvi6o1_500(.)jpg

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There were a few ways I could’ve done this, but I decided this was the best route.  Special guest appearance by cherrizard

kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

swinglizrd:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

this is the best thing i have ever read.

space-happy:

death-by-lulz:

The “Reflection” series of older people looking at their younger selves in mirrors.

This is so beautiful

Oh my god this is amazing

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: mrlapadite)

anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.
It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.

It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

horchatita:

gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people

this guy man

That would be *actual* Christianity for you.

(Source: wendiggo)