tipsybartender:

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HEAVY HURRICANE
1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curacao
6 oz. (180ml) Lemonade
Shake
Top with Cranberry Juice and Strawberry Nectar


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @six8bartends


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER 


We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new winner each month!

#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #cocktails #liquor #alcohol #booze #club #bar #drink #mixology #drinkup #yummy #amazing #instagood #dessert #vodka #absolut #citron #lemonade #hurricane 

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tipsybartender:

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HEAVY HURRICANE
1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curacao
6 oz. (180ml) Lemonade
Shake
Top with Cranberry Juice and Strawberry Nectar


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @six8bartends


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER


We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new winner each month!

#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #cocktails #liquor #alcohol #booze #club #bar #drink #mixology #drinkup #yummy #amazing #instagood #dessert #vodka #absolut #citron #lemonade #hurricane

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foodffs:

Woo Woo Cocktail
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
tipsybartender:

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THE PEACH DAY
1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curaçao 
1/2 oz. (15ml) Midori
2 oz. (60ml) Peach Vodka
Squeeze of Fresh Lime Juice 
Top with 7up


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @x_sabertooth_x


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER

We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free
Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must
belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new
winner each month!

#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #cocktails #liquor #alcohol #booze
#club#bar #drink #mixology #drinkup #yummy #amazing #instagood #dessert #peach #vodka #midori #bluecuracao #7up 


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tipsybartender:

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THE PEACH DAY
1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curaçao
1/2 oz. (15ml) Midori
2 oz. (60ml) Peach Vodka
Squeeze of Fresh Lime Juice
Top with 7up


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @x_sabertooth_x


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER

We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free
Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must
belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new
winner each month!

#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #cocktails #liquor #alcohol #booze
#club#bar #drink #mixology #drinkup #yummy #amazing #instagood #dessert #peach #vodka #midori #bluecuracao #7up


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prozdvoices:

Captain Logic

said:

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There were a few ways I could’ve done this, but I decided this was the best route.  Special guest appearance by cherrizard

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prozdvoices:

Captain Logic

said:

Could you do a dramatic reading of 40(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/3eefe1888567f1d277b1897a9635de27/tumblr_mynpb3T8JH1r2hvi6o1_500(.)jpg

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There were a few ways I could’ve done this, but I decided this was the best route.  Special guest appearance by cherrizard

kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

swinglizrd:

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

this is the best thing i have ever read.